About Utah Satire

Utah Satire is Utah’s home for parody and satire — fake headlines about real Utah life, from the State Capitol to the soda shop drive-thru.

The important part

Everything published here is satire. The stories are jokes, the quotes are invented, and any resemblance to actual events is either a coincidence or the joke working exactly as intended. If a story sounds real, read it again — slowly.

For the real news, we run Not Utah Satire. For the jokes, you’re in the right place.

Who runs this?

Utah Satire is run by Nate Kizerian, a Utah native with strong opinions about fry sauce and funeral potatoes. Find us on Facebook and Instagram as Utah Satire.