Local Idiot To Post ‘Go Back To California’ Under Article About Utah Family Who Has Lived Here Since 1847
SANDY — Local idiot Mark Fennell, 41, is preparing to post “go back to California” beneath a news article about
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UDOT Realizes It’s Been Using The Orange Barrels As Load-Bearing Structures All These Years
SALT LAKE CITY — In a stunning internal admission, the Utah Department of Transportation confirmed it has been relying on
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Utah Liquor Laws To Be
OGDEN — Local man Gary Pruitt, 54, spent much of Saturday passionately defending Utah liquor laws he has fundamentally misunderstood
Soda Wins Soda War
STATEWIDE — After a decade-long campaign to convince Utahns that a 44-ounce cup of soda mixed with coffee creamer and
Heartbreaking: The BYU Fan You Hate Most Just Made A Great Point About The Holy War
PROVO — In a development being described as “the worst thing to happen all season,” coworkers confirmed that Dale, the
Wealthy Park City Teen Nearly Experiences Consequences
PARK CITY — Local ski-in, ski-out resident Brayden Holt, 17, narrowly avoided the first consequence of his life Thursday after