SANDY — Local idiot Mark Fennell, 41, is preparing to post “go back to California” beneath a news article about a family whose ancestors crossed the plains in a handcart, sources confirmed. “You can just tell they’re the problem,” said Fennell, who moved to Utah from Ohio in 2019. The comment is expected to receive 14 likes, all from people who also moved here recently.
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