Utah Mom Thinks Of Nothing But Swig All Day

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LEHI — Despite outward appearances of managing a household, a career, and four children, local mother Ashleigh Romney confirmed she thinks of nothing but her next dirty soda from the moment she wakes until the moment she sleeps. “It’s just always there, behind everything,” said Romney, who has named the drive-thru employees’ shifts more accurately than her own children’s birthdays. Experts say the phenomenon affects up to 94% of Utah mothers, the other 6% preferring Crumbl.

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