SANDY — Local idiot Mark Fennell, 41, is preparing to post “go back to California” beneath a news article about

SALT LAKE CITY — In a stunning internal admission, the Utah Department of Transportation confirmed it has been relying on

OGDEN — Local man Gary Pruitt, 54, spent much of Saturday passionately defending Utah liquor laws he has fundamentally misunderstood

STATEWIDE — After a decade-long campaign to convince Utahns that a 44-ounce cup of soda mixed with coffee creamer and

PROVO — In a development being described as “the worst thing to happen all season,” coworkers confirmed that Dale, the

PARK CITY — Local ski-in, ski-out resident Brayden Holt, 17, narrowly avoided the first consequence of his life Thursday after